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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Now she speaks rapidly. "Do you know   \
| *why* you want to program?"             |
|                                         |
| He shakes his head. He hasn't the       |
| faintest idea.                          |
|                                         |
| "For the sheer *joy* of programming!"   |
| she cries triumphantly. "The joy of the |
| parent, the artist, the craftsman. "You |
| take a program, born weak and impotent  |
| as a dimly-realized solution. You       |
| nurture the program and guide it down   |
| the right path, building, watching it   |
| grow ever stronger. Sometimes you paint |
| with tiny strokes, a keystroke added    |
| here, a keystroke changed there." She   |
| sweeps her arm in a wide arc. "And      |
| other times you savage whole *blocks*   |
| of code, ripping out the program's very |
| *essence*, then beginning anew. But     |
| always building, creating, filling the  |
| program with your own personal stamp,   |
| your own quirks and nuances. Watching   |
| the program grow stronger, patching it  |
| when it crashes, until finally it can   |
| stand alone -- proud, powerful, and     |
| perfect. This is the programmer's       |
| finest hour!" Softly at first, then     |
| louder, he hears the strains of a Sousa |
| march. "This ... this is your canvas!   |
| your clay! Go forth and create a        |
\ masterwork!"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;