Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The propriety of some persons seems to \ | consist in having improper thoughts | | about their neighbours. | | | \ -- F. H. Bradley / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;