Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in \ | insidious encroachment by men of zeal, | | well-meaning but without understanding. | | | \ -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;