Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Still a few bugs in the system... \ | Someday I have to tell you about Uncle | | Nahum from Maine, who spent years | | trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad | | so he could breed boneless shad. His | | experiment backfired too, and he wound | | up with bony jellyfish... which was | | hardly worth the trouble. There's very | | little call for those up there. | | | \ -- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;