Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The lights are on, but you're not home; \ | Your will is not your own; Your heart | | sweats, Your teeth grind; Another kiss | | and you'll be mine... | | | | You like to think that you're immune to | | the stuff (Oh Yeah!) It's closer to the | | truth to say you can't get enough; You | | know you're gonna have to face it, | | You're addicted to love!" | | | \ -- Robert Palmer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;