Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only thing we learn from history is \ | that we do not learn. | | | | -- Earl Warren | | | | That men do not learn very much from | | history is the most important of all | | the lessons that history has to teach. | | | | -- Aldous Huxley | | | | We learn from history that we do not | | learn from history. | | | | -- Georg Hegel | | | | HISTORY: Papa Hegel he say that all we | | learn from history is that we learn | | nothing from history. I know people who | | can't even learn from what happened | | this morning. Hegel must have been | | taking the long view. | | | | -- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime | \ Vocab" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;