Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is like saying that for the cause of \ | peace, God and the Devil will have a | | high-level meeting. | | | | -- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China | \ trip / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;