Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A statistician, who refused to fly \ | after reading of the alarmingly high | | probability that there will be a bomb | | on any given plane, realized that the | | probability of there being two bombs on | | any given flight is very low. Now, | | whenever he flies, he carries a bomb | \ with him. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;