Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Genius may have its limitations, but \ | stupidity is not thus handicapped. | | | \ -- Elbert Hubbard / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;