Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A man usually falls in love with a \ | woman who asks the kinds of questions | | he is able to answer. | | | \ -- Ronald Colman / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;