Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Collaboration, n.: \ | | | A literary partnership based on the | | false assumption that the | | | \ other fellow can spell. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;