Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A diplomat's life consists of three \ | things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol. | | | \ -- Adlai Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;