Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he \ | drinks, I would send a barrel or so to | | my other generals. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln, on General Grant / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;