Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / No, that'd be silly. \ | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710221710.KAA24242@wall.org> / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;