Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Just go ahead and write your own \ | multitasking multiuser os! Worked for | | me all the times. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;