Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't \ | work for his father, isn't a | | | | lawyer, and believes in social causes? | \ A: A failure. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;