Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Veni, Vidi, VISA: \ | | \ I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;