Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am convinced that the truest act of \ | courage is to sacrifice ourselves for | | others in a totally nonviolent struggle | | for justice. To be a man is to suffer | | for others. | | | \ -- Cesar Chavez / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;