Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, \ | Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and | | the devil had done for the rest, | | Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! | | | \ -- Stevenson, "Treasure Island" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;