Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Who alone has reason to *lie himself \ | out* of actuality? He who *suffers* | | | | from it." | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;