Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Some men are born mediocre, some men \ | achieve mediocrity, and some men have | | mediocrity thrust upon them. | | | \ -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;