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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Go placidly amid the noise and waste,   \
| And remember what comfort there may be  |
| in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet  |
| and passive persons, unless you are in  |
| need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak |
| glowingly of those greater than         |
| yourself, And heed well their advice -- |
| even though they be turkeys. Know what  |
| to kiss -- and when. Remember that two  |
| wrongs never make a right, But that     |
| three do. Wherever possible, put people |
| on "HOLD". Be comforted, that in the    |
| face of all aridity and                 |
| disillusionment, And despite the        |
| changing fortunes of time, There is     |
| always a big future in computer         |
| maintenance.                            |
|                                         |
| You are a fluke of the universe ...     |
|                                         |
| You have no right to be here.           |
|                                         |
| Whether you can hear it or not, the     |
| universe                                |
|                                         |
| Is laughing behind your back.           |
|                                         |
\ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;