Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Life is a serious burden, which no \ | thinking, humane person would wantonly | | inflict on someone else. | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;