Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / (It is an old Debian tradition to leave \ | at least twice a year ...) | | | \ -- Sven Rudolph / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;