Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Personality Tithe: \ | | | A price paid for becoming a couple; | | previously amusing human beings become | | boring: "Thanks for inviting us, but | | Noreen and I are going to look at | | flatware catalogs tonight. Afterward | | we're going to watch the shopping | | channel." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;