Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never offend people with style when you \ | can offend them with substance. | | | | -- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", | \ January 26, 1977 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;