Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /"I keep my personal gpg data in \ | a locked, lead safe in a vault | | | | guarded by angry rednecks and their | | dawgs. Trespassers will be | | | \ violated, and all that..." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;