Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /perl < /dev/bdsm you \ | have a /dev/bdsm? sure, it's a | | pseudosadomasochistic random number | \ generator / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;