Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Life is a hospital in which every \ | patient is possessed by the desire to | | change his bed. | | | \ -- Charles Baudelaire / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;