Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Exercising Truths: \ | | | 1: Richard Simmons gets paid to | | exercise like a lunatic. You don't. 2. | | Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed | | up the heart. So do heart attacks. 3. | | Exercising around small children can | | scar them emotionally for life. 4. | | Sweating like a pig and gasping for | | breath is not refreshing. 5. No matter | | what anyone tells you, isometric | | exercises cannot be done | | | | quietly at your desk at work. People | | will suspect manic tendencies as | | | | you twitter around in your chair. 6. | | Next to burying bones, the thing a dog | | enjoys mosts is tripping joggers. 7. | | Locking four people in a tiny, | | cement-walled room so they can run | | around | | | | for an hour smashing a little rubber | | ball -- and each other -- with a hard | | | | racket should immediately be recognized | | for what it is: a form of insanity. 8. | | Fifty push-ups, followed by thirty | | sit-ups, followed by ten chin-ups, | | | | followed by one throw-up. 9. Any | | activity that can't be done while | \ smoking should be avoided. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;