Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A sense of humor keen enough to show a \ | man his own absurdities will keep him | | from the commission of all sins, or | | nearly all, save those that are worth | | committing. | | | \ -- Samuel Butler / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;