Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A prohibitionist is the sort of man one \ | wouldn't care to drink with -- even if | | he drank. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;