Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I trust the first lion he meets will do \ | his duty. | | | | -- J. P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's | \ safari / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;