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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Here in my heart, I am Helen;         \
|                                       |
| I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least. I'm   |
| Judith, and Jael, and Madame de       |
| Sta"el;                                |
|                                       |
| I'm Salome, moon of the East.         |
|                                       |
| Here in my soul I am Sappho;          |
|                                       |
| Lady Hamilton am I, as well. In me    |
| R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea,      |
|                                       |
| With Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell.    |
|                                       |
| I'm all of the glamorous ladies       |
|                                       |
| At whose beckoning history shook. But |
| you are a man, and see only my pan,   |
|                                       |
| So I stay at home with a book.        |
|                                       |
\ -- Dorothy Parker                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;