Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Here in my heart, I am Helen; \ | | | I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least. I'm | | Judith, and Jael, and Madame de | | Sta"el; | | | | I'm Salome, moon of the East. | | | | Here in my soul I am Sappho; | | | | Lady Hamilton am I, as well. In me | | R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea, | | | | With Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell. | | | | I'm all of the glamorous ladies | | | | At whose beckoning history shook. But | | you are a man, and see only my pan, | | | | So I stay at home with a book. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;