Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To understand the heart and mind of a \ | person, look not at what he has already | \ achieved, but at what he aspires to do. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;