Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You can bring any calculator you like \ | to the midterm, as long as it doesn't | | dim the lights when you turn it on. | | | \ -- Hepler, Systems Design 182 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;