Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Education is the process of casting \ | false pearls before real swine. | | | \ -- Irwin Edman / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;