Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / purpitation, n.: \ | | | To take something off the grocery | | shelf, decide you | | | | don't want it, and then put it in | | another section. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;