Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Real programmers can write assembly \ | code in any language. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;