Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I share the belief of many of my \ | contemporaries that the spiritual | | crisis pervading all spheres of Western | | industrial society can be remedied only | | by a change in our world view. We shall | | have to shift from the materialistic, | | dualistic belief that people and their | | environment are separate, toward a new | | consciousness of an all-encompassing | | reality, which embraces the | | experiencing ego, a reality in which | | people feel their oneness with animate | | nature and all of creation. | | | \ -- Dr. Albert Hoffman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;