Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I said, "Preacher, give me strength \ | for round 5." He said,"What you need is | | to grow up, son." I said,"Growin' up | | leads to growin' old, And then to | | dying, and to me that don't sound like | | much fun." | | | \ -- John Cougar, "The Authority Song" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;