Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm not the person your mother warned \ | you about... her imagination isn't that | | good. | | | \ -- Amy Gorin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;