Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Outside of a dog, a book is a man's \ | best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark | | to read. | | | \ -- Groucho Marx / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;