Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Why do seagulls live near the sea? \ | 'Cause if they lived near the bay, | \ they'd be called baygulls. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;