Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /NOTE THAT THE ABOVE IS JUST \ | AN OPINION AND SHOULD NOT BE | | | | TAKEN TO INCLUDE ANY MEASURE OF FACTUAL | | INFORMATION. THE | | | | SPEAKER DISCLAIMS EVERYTHING AND | \ EVERYONE. DEAL WITH IT. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;