Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins from the \ | Bureau of Licenses. We got your renewal | | before the extended deadline but not | | your check. I'm sorry but at midnight | | you're no longer licensed as an | | investigator. | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;