Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Those who educate children well are \ | more to be honored than parents, for | | these only gave life, those the art of | | living well. | | | \ -- Aristotle / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;