Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Under the wide and starry sky, Dig my \ | grave and let me lie, Glad did I live | | and gladly die, And laid me down with a | | will, And this be the verse that you | | grave for me, Here he lies where he | | longed to be, Home is the sailor home | | from the sea, And the hunter home from | | the hill. | | | \ -- Robert Loius Stevenson, "Requiem" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;