Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Go not to the elves for counsel, for \ | they will say both yes and no. | | | \ -- J.R.R. Tolkien / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;