Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "For I perceive that behind this \ | seemingly unrelated sequence of events, | | there lurks a singular, sinister | | attitude of mind." | | | | "Whose?" | | | \ "MINE! HA-HA!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;